PoP‑Tart
Moody Cool Kitty & Chief Fridge Inspector
Meet PoP‑Tart: a 7‑year‑old orange tabby with a heart of gold wrapped in a very spicy tortilla. He adores his mom and politely declines the rest of the universe. When the vibes are right, he melts into a teddy‑pookie cuddle bug; when they aren't, he is a very serious No‑Thank‑You.
About This Moody Mastermind 😼
PoP‑Tart is a distinguished people‑selective gentleman (membership: Mom Only). He has a full spectrum of moods and is not afraid to enforce boundaries with a tiny hiss or a polite swat if you stare a little too long. On office days he files a formal complaint — about two hours of dramatic sulking — and then, as if by magic, transforms into the sweetest, snuggliest pookie bear. It's called growth.
He is also the household's Chief Fridge Inspector. Open the door and — whoosh — there he is, becoming one with the chilly shelves like the coolest kitty in town. Strüdel? Tolerated like a pesky little brother; snuggles are absolutely not on the table. Birds, however, receive his full attention and a steady stream of telemetry: “eeek eeek… eeeek.” Snuggles do happen, but they are scheduled, approved, and executed strictly on PoP‑Tart Standard Time.
Kisses are against company policy. If you sneak one while he's sleeping, he'll wake up with the most delightfully disgusted face you've ever seen. Nose kisses may result in a warning growl. Consider yourself lovingly audited.
Operating Modes 🛠️
🧊 Cool‑Kitty Fridge Mode
- 🚪 Auto‑enter refrigerator upon door open
- 🧭 Snack shelf reconnaissance
- ❄️ Optimal chill maintenance
- 👀 Territorial cold‑air monitoring
- 🔒 No unauthorized kisses
😾 Spicy Mood Mode
- ⚠️ Hiss & swat for boundary enforcement
- 🛑 People tolerance: mom only
- ⏳ 2‑hour cool‑down after office days
- 🗣️ “eeek eeek… eeeek.” bird alerts
- 💤 Snuggles strictly by appointment
Gallery
Kitty Stats
Notable Work
People Avoidance Protocol (PAP)
Behavioral Systems
Does not like people (except mom). Will hiss and swat if you even look in his general direction on a spicy day.
Fridge Sentry Operations
Environmental Monitoring
Sits in the refrigerator the second it opens because he's a cool kitty — maintains optimal chill and snack surveillance.
Mood‑Driven Workflow (MDW)
State Management
Angry for ~2 hours after mom works in the office, then transforms into the sweetest, loviest teddy pookie bear.
Bird‑Watcher Eek Alerts
Logging & Monitoring
Observes birds and issues high‑frequency logs: ‘eeek eeek… eeeek.’ Precision wildlife telemetry.
Tools & Techniques
Fun Facts
❌ No kisses — enforcement level: growl
🧊 Will become one with the refrigerator
🕊️ Bird‑watching with signature “eeek” calls
😼 Will swat if you stare on a spicy day
💖 Secretly the sweetest — when he decides